I Literally Cannot Even: A Definition

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Posted January 14, 2015

Have you ever been in an unfortunate situation where you just…. can’t even? Losing the ability to even is sweeping our nation at an alarming rate! But, what does it all mean? How can you lose your even? Well, I am here to explain it all to you!

The word even is an adverb and is used to emphasize something surprising or extreme such as, “Did you hear Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce again?”

So, when you cannot even, you are literally saying you cannot do anything about this surprising or extreme situation or news. Plus, saying “I cannot even” sounds a lot better than just “OMGOMGISYROSVNAHFOISHJWOTSMFGUIOHS”


Here are situations to help illustrate losing your ability to even: 

Example A)

Your best friends boyfriend decided to pursue a new relationship…with his CAR:

Example B)

Beyoncé just came out with a SURPRISE album…AGAIN:

Example C)

When your boyfriends ex walks into the club with the same outfit as you:

 I hope that this clarifies what it actually means to be robbed of your ability to even.

Have you ever been in a situation where you just literally could not even?

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