When I was a kid there were commercials for “Close-up” toothpaste. They used models with perfect smiles, and if I remember correctly, with the tagline: “Are you ready for your close-up?”
After three years in braces, my teeth came out perfectly straight. My dad always teased me, saying I was now ready for my close-up.
That was before coffee, tea, and red wine, three of the worst things to drink if you want white teeth worthy of a close-up. But with our unlimited whitening product, I can indulge in both without worry.
Just another advantage of membership at Planet Beach. As my little neighbor next door would say, “yay me.”
Coffee, tea or wine? Which is your nemesis? Or all, like me?